Turkey Escape
Hi, My name is Adrianna.
I’m calm, but sly.
Desperate to leave the farm,
I wish I could fly.
The farmer knows me as #10,
And absolutely hates me.
I’m almost always calm,
And that’s the way I’ll always be.
I live in a locked up barn,
With hardly any food.
It’s very hot and stuffy,
Which puts me in a mood.
No space to run around,
And there is a weird smell in the barn.
The only 2 windows have to stay closed,
I’m stuck in this horrible place, oh darn.
The farmer is acting unusual,
And there is an axe laying in the hay.
The farmer has to go,
I’ll find a way.
Turkeys are slowly disappearing,
And they aren’t coming back.
Now turkey #4 is gone,
I think it’s time to pack.
Farmer is acting suspicious,
And the rest of the turkeys are slowly getting fatter.
Someone is talking to the farmer,
About a certain matter.
Turkey #5 has not returned,
And the hay is still covered in blood,
And still the hay is waiting to be replaced, but wait,
My plan will make a slight flood.
I’ll tell the bull to sharpen it’s horns,
And I’ll tell the pig to practice attack mode.
I’ll tell the cow to practice how to ram things,
But we’ll do it in code.
The chickens shall sharpen their beaks,
And the horse shall get ready to toss.
The farmer will be in for a horrible surprise,
But for the animals, a great loss.
Bull and Pig get in their spots ready to go,
While Chicken and Adrianna get the hose.
The water turns on and something happens,
Adrianna gets splashed in the nose.
Now Cow and Horse are ready to go,
Creek, opens the door at exactly four.
Out walked the farmer,
Wearing his pants that were tore.
Bull stabs farmer while pig attacks,
And Chicken starts to peck.
Farmer is screaming,
While people are watching from their deck.
Cow charges as fast as he can,
Horse picks up farmer and gives a great toss.
“AHH” yells the farmer,
“I thought I was the boss."
Farmer lands and is in for a surprise,
The hose sprays farmer in the face.
All the animals cheer in joy,
And the farmer all tied in lace.
Bull rams barn door down,
The turkeys get loose.
The farmer squirms around,
When he sees a moose.
Turkeys are now free,
And happy as heck.
No turkey for the farmer, but he is alive,
The turkeys even built their own lil’ deck.
